GIRLS ONLY You don't tell me what gender I am you dick face : P

Do you sleep in your bra?
.......yes

Do you enjoy drama?
I hate it

Are you a girly girl?
Your mom

Last person you hugged?
My sister?

Small or big purses?
Well I have a big rainbow tote

Do you think you’re conceited?
Nah

Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Under a table

Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yes

Last person who walked you somewhere?
Amy

Do you call anybody by their last name?
No

Do you wear makeup?
Yes.

Ever cried at a movie theater?
When I was a kid

Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Yeah

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Yeah

THIS OR THAT:

Eyeliner or Mascara?
I wear both

Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Burke?
Who gives a crap?

American Eagle or Hollister?
Again, who gives a crap? You're just wasting your damn money on lame clothing just because it has their logos on it.

Heels or flats?
Wedge platforms FTW

Skirts or pants?
Both

Hoodies or jackets?
Trench coat, peacoat, suit jacket thing

Heels or sneakers?
I have both

Straight or curly hair?
Stuh-raight

RANDOM:

What color is your bra that your wearing?
Sea green

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Who cares?

Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
I gave up on love a long time ago

Do you have a best friend?
~Chibi-Kenny17

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Nah

Do you like your life?
I don't really have a choice now do I?

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yeah

Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
Well that would be lying

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yes

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
I don't know

Are you currently missing someone?
Who?

IN A BOY:
(also works for girls)

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
I loves them goff boys

Well-educated or Dropout?
Edumacated

Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
Huh?

Contacts or Glasses?
Who cares

Funny or Serious?
Half n' half please

Long Hair or Short Hair?
Ehhh

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Eh

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Don't care

Basketball Player or Football Player?
Sports blow

Smoker or Non-smoker?
no smoking please

Drinker or Non-drinker?
Don't care as long as they're not some cheap shit drunkard

Who do you tag?
Your face

Stole it from Sariah (spelled it right? I shall never know...)
I was curious

YOUR BOY SIDE

[ ] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall(on tv)
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice(still do)
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (during the winter)
[ ] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[ ] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink (weeeell...on my rainbow bracelet...)
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (I have never seen Star Wars, I don't plan to either)
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant
[x] you like high heel shoes (Wedge platforms FTW!)
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL= 7

1. I've come to realize that my hair:
Is pretty much dying and my bangs are crooked.
There is no solution to my tips going out in one direction other than to cut off all me hair.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
Nobody listens.

3. I've come to realize that I don't want:
To be living this life, in this world, in this country, in this state, in this county, in this city, in this neighborhood, on this street, in this house, part of this family, in this body.

4. I've come to realize that all I really need:
Is lies, money, and a loving non-predjudice family

5. I've come to realize that I've lost:
Control over my life and my happiness

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
Nobody takes me seriously or shuts me out.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
I WILL die.

8. I've come to realize that money:
Is something faaar out of my reach.

9. I've come to realize that when I get old:
I'm going to be blind, deaf, diabetic, obese, and very depressed. IF I will ever get to be that old.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be:
A dork at heart.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
My ex-girlfriend, and someone waaay out of my league.

12. I've come to realize that the last time I smiled was:
not in my memory.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
Is awesome.

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
I just want to go back to sleep.

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I:
always seem to think about all the things that are wrong with my life and how it's all just downhill from here.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
How I just want things to turn around.

17. I've come to realize that my life:
Is slipping away and going absolutely nowhere.

18. I've come to realize that my favorite drink is:
Coffee made by homosexuals

19. I've come to realize that today I will have:
Given important people a bad impression.

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
Probably not be able to sleep

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
Probably have a bad, stressful day

22. I've come to realize that I really want to:
Get out of my situation and turn things around

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re-post this is:


24. I've come to realize relationships are:
Not even meaningful anymore, it's all conditional love.

25. I've come to realize that love:
is nonexistant in today's world.

26. I've come to realize my best guy friend:
is a cat.

27. I've come to realize my best girl friend:
Is slipping away.

28. I've come to realize food is:
expensive

29: I've come to realize that this summer:
sucked.

30. I've come to realize heartbreak:
Is just another experience in life

31. I've come to realize that the person I like:
Is unobtainable

32.I've come to realize that my brother:
Does not visit often enough

33. I've come to realize that crying:
is being taken for granted by people who have no idea what they've got

34. I've come to realize that death:
is something I would just not like to think about

35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick:
I will be okay in a few days

36. I've come to realize when I'm bored:
I waste my time

37. After answering every question I realize that:
My life sucks

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The future's bright. The future's your mom.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Bread wi' your mom taken out

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You've got questions. we've got your mom.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
And all because the lady loves your mom

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Reach out and touch your mom (that's what she said!)

6. To someone you dislike?
Have your mom your way
(that's what she said!)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Top breeders recommend your mom (that's what she said!)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Your mom makes everything better

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Your mom - it does a body good (that's what she said!)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It could be your mom

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Is your mom in you?

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Designed for your mom, engineered to last.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Full of Eastern your mom

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
None Does Chicken Like Your Mom (you're damn straight lol)

15. Your last words before you die...
When you've got your mom, flaunt it.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Devon knows how the make your mom so creamy
(that's what she said!)
17. Title of this post will be..
Nothing acts faster than your mom


I am too immature. Had a great laugh with this. Y'all should do it lol