So my friends and I started a business called P4ng34. If you can't already tell, it is a business that sells original artwork from aspiring young artists and I am one of them. Anyways, I'll cut to the chase. You should check us out, "like" us on Facebook, and whatnot. And definitely buy our artwork when we start selling. Support us starving artists! Please! I have three kids, no real job, and I live with my parents! I'll suck your dick! Okay, maybe not. Actually, hell no! You're ugly and small and you probably have STD's. What a way to make an audience feel loved, ne? Cause we love you, really, that's totally why I'm treating you this way. I know you like it. It makes you feel like you are needed. Oh no, he did not
just pull a Marilyn Manson reference! Sorry, it won't happen again. Anyhoo...P4ng34 is also having an art show on December 15, 2012 at the Day-Riverside branch of the Salt Lake City Public Library (1575 West 1000 North) from 11am-5pm, and you are all going. Every last one of you. If you are out of state, then fucking astral project or something. We're also going to have snacks and refreshments, and hey, you might even get a hand-drawn portrait from one of us! And a hand job. Okay, I'm totally kidding about the sexual favors. This is P4ng34 Art, not P4ng34 Escort Services, sorry. You can wank off in the bathrooms after you're done looking at our art, but please try to be quiet because indecent public exposure is a big no-no.
P4ng34's official page: [link]
our Facebook: [link]
If you think I am good, then you should check out our other artists because they are better and not half as informal and crass as I have been in this post. ^^
And hey, you know what this means? It means I'm actually gonna start posting stuff on here! Yay! And I have actually improved a lot, so it'll be good. *waves arms in your face* BUYYY MY AAAARTT.....DOOO ITTTT....
So due to difficulties, our art show is currently cancelled. Or indefinitely rescheduled. However you wanna view that. We're most likely moving it to January. Just figured I'd let the world know. Not like any of you care. >.>
Edward / MaliceTearsDontFall / Misery Loves Company (P4ng34 Name)